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Name: Blade
Country: United States
State: North Carolina
Metro: Raleigh
Birthday: 3/2/1982
Gender: Male


Interests: Shooting POOL, sleeping, playing the guitar, music, scratching of the left butt cheek.
Expertise: cooking and eating!!!
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Nonprofit


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AIM: SneglesSnarf


Member Since: 3/15/2004

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Monday, September 18, 2006

Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


Thursday, September 14, 2006

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".

2. You watched the Pound Puppies.

3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton".

4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.

5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.

6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.

7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom.

8. Two words: Hammer Pants.

9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ".

10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect.

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!)

12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles " on the big screen... and still know the turtles names.

15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

17. You played the game "MASH ". (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)

18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.

19. L.A. Gear... need I say more.

20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM " in Kindergarten. (She's truly outrageous)

21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing " and all the Ramona books.

22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF".

23. You wanted to be a Goonie.

24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us... head-to-toe)

25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.

26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the schoolyard.

28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

29. You still get the urge to say "NOT " after every sentence.

30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.

32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hookup.

33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (and like ..24, probably in neon colors, too)

35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.

39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.

41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.

42. You remember Popples.

43. "Don't worry, be happy"

44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.

45. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do...getting yelled at by "younger hip" members of the family)

46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK "

47. You remember boom boxes. and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.

49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"

50. You remember watching "Rainbow Bright" and "My Little Pony Tales "

51. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.

52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB".

54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell ", the ORIGINAL class.

55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.

56. You just sang those words to yourself.

57.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.

58. Homemade Levi shorts. (the shorter the better)

59. You remember when mullets were cool!

60. You had a mullet!

61. You still sing "We are the World"

62. You tight rolled your jeans.

63. You owned a bannana clip.

64. You remember "Where's the Beef?"

65. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?"

66. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.

67. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you!


Monday, March 27, 2006

YES YES I GOT NAKED AND RAN OUTSIDE STREAKING.

it happend over the weekend, and it seems word is getting around, so now everyone knows!!


Tuesday, February 28, 2006

i finally updated.... happy!!!

Lets see my Bday is in a couple of days. here are some ideas. there are a couple of "kiss the cook" aprons, oh  the "The Grill Master, the man, the myth, the Legend" apron was pretty cool. check out the website below.  i have no idea why i want something like this. oh well i'm cheap any gift would make me happy. yall could get flowers and i would be happy.

March 2nd is the Big day....

http://apronstore.com/flag.htm

5 bad habbits.(bitch - you know who i'm talking about) i had to update my xanga for this.

1) I always say I’m going to do something, but I never get around to it. Andy calls them my Half-Ass Projects. cuz they are always half done. I am Very Lazy, procrastinating to the very last moment. i moved in 5 months ago, and i still have set up my room....

2) I buy stupid stuff. BUT THE LIGHTSABER WAS SO COOL!!! everyone that thought it was cool let me know.

3) I've heard i am to nice, and i shouldn't be that way....

4) Sometimes, well most of the time I can be very stubborn about arguments. You can blame Andy (Tyra Banks was not a super model when she was acting on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, she became a super model afterwards!!!! DAMNIT ANDY I AM RIGHT, YOU ARE WRONG!!! ADMIT DEFEAT )! When i know i'm right, i'm just an ass about it. i sometimes go to extremes to prove it. sorry if this has happen to you.  Sammi, I am so sorry you had to put up with Andy's stupid arguments.

5) My Room is always a mess, but its been cleaner. its pretty bad when your almost 24 years old and your dad visits and lectures you on how to keep your room clean. But everytime i clean my room, i always can't find something i need for some odd reason....

OK OK i tag Lizzy Booty(still love ya), Jenny Kwon (haven't heard from ya in a while), and my bitch Andy and Sammi!!! Write 5 bad habbits....


Tuesday, December 06, 2005

hey everyone, i just finish watching this japanese show densha otoko. its a cute love story, usually not my thing. but its about  this anime nerd who meets a saves a cute girl on a train from being harrassed by a drunk. well being 23 man whos never really had a date he goes online to get advice from forums. well as the story progresses the forum gets so popular that tons of people help and give advice on dating and so on to. base on a true story. the forum actually get so popular it was published and made into a mini TV show. i ended emailing a very close friend in japan because of this stupid show sigh~. i haven't seen her in a long time oh well...



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